I wrote this in October 2014 and set it to post in two years, so yeah, I just time travelled, you can give me loads of money now
when i was younger, i played a lot of club penguin and was a member on and off with a lot of neat clothes and furniture and stuff. i don’t know if people on that site still pretend to be dating other penguins, but back in my day, we would all ask each other out and pretend to go on dates and stupid stuff like that. i would dress up as a girl with a wig and clothes and ask other penguins dressed as guys if they wanted to date, and if they said yes, i’d invite them to my igloo and quickly change into boy clothes and wigs and when the other person got there, i would say things like “who are you” and “get out of my igloo” until they got freaked out and left
